Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts
Showing posts with label poop. Show all posts

Sunday, June 10, 2007


hmm... I've noticed peeps detailing pretty much every single thing about their daily life. I've also believed that people pretty much DON'T give a DAMN anyway.

BUT..... imma give that a whirl~



Right.. How do I begin?


Ok, at about 10.31a.m this day, I turned left... then right... on my bed, I think I was dreaming about something nice~ (like cake, cakes' nice) then slowly kicked the blanket offa my bed. I got off my bed then blinked about hmm... four times? then rubbed my eyes.

After rubbing my eyes, I walked to the bathroom, before that however, breathed in the fresh air that isn't tainted with air conditioning.

Then I released the pent up processed water that got collected throughout the night, then I did my morning wash up, first I brushed my teeth, left.... right.... left.... right..... up..... down..... up...... down....... in....... out....... in....... out......

Then I went back to my room, I think I took like.. 10 steps today, interesting... Then I changed my clothes, I wore a black top and white bottom, no, no undies.

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Gah!!!!! Sorry, I just couldn't continue!!!

Anyway, I somehow or rather ended up at esplanade (there's some kinda arts event on that day so I went to check things out).

As I stood at the viewing deck, the open air freshened me like no lemon could. (ok weird analogy~)

Anyway, as I stood there, the wind blew, the breeze ever present ever fresh seemed to blow through my soul, it was that fulfilling, I took in greedy gulps of air.

I stood there shifting my gaze upward looking at the beautiful blue sky this fine day, the ever present clouds parting to give me a view of the heavens.

When.... Wooosh (ok I didn't really hear any sound) But this white SPLOT or THING just fell down from above right in front of my face!

YOU CAN BET I WAS FREAKED I MEAN LIKE ELECTRIC COURSING THROUGH NERVES FREAKED!

Yes... You guessed it.... Bird poop! Birdie Poop!!!!!!!! There goes my very pleasant; fulfilling day.





There's no warning, well, there's the visual change, but for an instant, you can smell it, a sudden change in smell like one minute, natural breeze, next second, salty; smelly; seedy smell. >"<