smellz

have you ever wondered about smells?

my nose is like permenantly blocked or constantly stuck at neutral smell gear...


so usually im not too bothered by smells .. BUT......

on the train today.. (yes. i took a train -.- THE HORROR!!) anyway, on the train today... I was like half-asleep (-.-)Zzzz when suddenly this WHIFF got me awake..

trust me.. it was like getting slapped in the face except that my nose is taking all the damage..

pah!!

senses on full alert now, i scanned my immediate vacinity, in search of the one that DARES violate my sensibilities as such... when WHAT DO YOU KNOW the target i was looking for is sitting RIGHT BESIDE ME........

and no.. it wasn't durians, or rotten eggs/fish bought by some aunties, but instead... it was... BO..

or BODY ODOUR!! *poof*

the person that was leaking this wonderous odour (fit for the record books) was from this old ah pek looking man, gruff face with britles dotting his triple chins, to top it all off, hes armpit sweat glands musta been working overtime as theres sweat spots under his armpits, HUMONGUOS sweat spots at that.

To top it all off with a cheery on top, he smiled his broken tooth at me, looking somewat sheepish (mayb he knew he SMELLED all along!! :o )

i tried to reply with a wry smile but... i choked.

i ran like... *insert imagination here* then had to cab the rest of the way..

Disgusted..